Oh Sammy, come sleep with me tonight, okay?
I thought you’d never ask.


Lima sucks.
U MEAN LIK DIS?

But in all seriousness, why the hell would I do that? He’s my bro.
I can fit a whole bag of Doritos!

I’m starting to hate TMI Tuesday…

I’m a virgin. Yup. It was with Sebastian. No details for you.

No… I don’t. And please don’t try to explain, I’m not in the mood.

And you’re stupid.

All of you are pervs.
